Meet with the First-Ever "World's Most Beautiful Vagina" Contest
Back in June, Auto-Blow sex toys announced their competition to find the world's most beautiful vagina. Women submitted photos of their vaginas so the webs could vote for and rank them. The three winners of the competition were promised thousands of dollars in cash and the opportunity to have a mold made of their vulvas so that men could masturbate into them. Great!
Elite Daily followed Brian Sloan, self-described "pretty nice person" and creator of the Auto-Blow, as he traveled to Europe to meet the winners of the contest (all three of them were European) and scan their vaginas to make sex toys.
Sloan doesn't see an issue with what he's doing. When asked if he believed the pageant he held was sexist, he responded: "They didn't call it sexist when dildos were made from men's penises." He does however feel weird about 3-D scanning the winners' vaginas after taking them to lunch in Berlin. "Not bad," he clarifies. "But awkward."
The second- and third-place winners of the contest (all blurred to protect their identities) explain why they chose to enter into the competition. "I thought it was really funny and interesting and so I decided to give it a try, because I thought that maybe I could do better than these girls," the owner of the world's second most beautiful vagina explains. "I have a right to do what I decide with my body and that is what feminism is about."
The third-place winner isn't as thrilled about her victory: "My boyfriend made me do it. He told me about it and then I didn't want to do it. And then we had a few drinks and then we did it … I was very uncomfortable. It was like being at the doctors." Her boyfriend, who sat with her through the scan with her, is a douchelord.
Nichi Hodgson, a sex columnist for Men's Health U.K., tagged along with Sloan while he met and scanned the women to report on what kind of people were entering this contest. It wasn't porn stars as she thought it would be. Instead, it was generally women who wanted to do something naughty.
She too thinks Auto-Blow's contest isn't demeaning: "People are judged on their aesthetics routinely and allow themselves to be judged. I don't see a difference between his contest and a mainstream beauty contest."
Listen, if you want to submit a photo of your vagina to a man who's going to create a sex toy out of it because that is something you want to do, great. For real. Rock out with your vulva out. If you feel safe meeting said man in a European hotel room and let him pay you in cash for your vagina's time, cool. If your boyfriend thinks something this would be fun and you don't, fuuuck that guy. You and your undoubtedly beautiful vagina don't need that from nobody.
.jpeg)
Comments
Post a Comment